Our dear and cherished friend, Sargent McChiken Bites died in battle against a dreaded math test. It was a tragic acident of which Glitterific Ostrich noticed and proclaimed that he was dead. It is a sad day and he will forever live on in loving memory. He was at math counts and wouldn't respond to our texts. There's only one solution: he's dead. We shall now mourn his loss...HE'S ALIVE! He responded to our texts, but the math test still won the battle. This means he is heavily wounded and might not make it.