Here are a list of the odd phrases I've said so far tonight: "No, please j-just stop dipping your pretzel in your water" "No, eating candy is bad for you, eating candy is wrong, the aliens will eat your face off" "Did you pee on..." "Yes, cause me and my dad are, we're magical" "Yeah but now you're around me and I have generic bad luck" "Are you singing the colors of the alphabet?" "Of all the things you could've repeated from our conversation, you chose off putting?" "Cause it's my word"
-Floating Penguin
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