Friday, January 13, 2012

1-2 Hour Time Span

Today was a very strange day for me. I got to go to Floating Penguin's house, which is always strange. On our walk back from Maggie Moo's, I found a banana peel on the ground and chased her with it claiming that if she was touched by it, she would get rabies. Once she was touched, I wanted to put the peel in someones mailbox, but she said that it was illegal, so I had to put it on top. We also claimed that once we left the house it would be blown up by the CIA, singe we are their most wanted. This would result in Gladys really blowing up, and i didn't think she wanted that. I also attempted to throw Gladys' toy at her, with out her jumping up, and shouting "Throw the cheese!" (ASDF reference). We even shouted random scenes from ASDF videos whilst I was eating pasta that I first thought were shrimp. And after all this time, I just noticed that I am writing backwards. This means that the first event happened last and the last event happened first. I didn't even mean for that to happen.

-Gliteriffic Ostrich


  1. Ok first you have like three spelling errors, and second why did you feel the need to chase me with a banana peel - which you found, on the ground, in an Albertsons parking lot?

    1. Do you really think I care about spelling mistakes. And if you must know my banana chasing reasons it was because I was bored. That and there was an evil spirit in it and it commanded me to touch the nearest person in order to transfer the soul. If I didn't do this, I would be consumed with the spirt and it would use my body to aid it in taking over the world. I hope your pleased because it will now use your body as aid.