Smart is the New Sexy

So this guy walks into Starbucks and I see him and I'm thinking "Oh he's kinda cute he's probably like 14-16 years old, and he's sitting at the table right in front of me so I look up and he's got this textbook open and this girl walks up and sits by him, right? So I think "maybe she's his girlfriend" but she looks a couple years older than him, then I realize that his text book is really small, kinda like the math one I have sitting in my lap right now. That's when it all came together: he's stupid, she's his tutor. I no longer think he's that attractive, after all smart is the new sexy. -Floating Penguin