Adorable Kittens

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These kittens appear to want food, but in the darkest corners of your mind, you know that they are longing for the sweet taste of human flesh. And when you and your family are asleep, they will come in and eat you alive in a slow, extremely painful death. Though, when you attempt to shake them off, their grip on your skin becomes stronger. Yet, this is only step one of their plan. Step two involves raising a flesh-eating kitten army that will be used to take over the world. Then us humans will become their slaves. But, eventually the four head kittens will fight over power and this will lead to the end of all life on this planet that we call Earth. Then all that is left of the planet will fall to the aliens. I hope that you sleep well tonight, my friends and that the kittens will decide to skip your house in their flesh-eating rampage.

-Glitteriffic Ostrich

Nerd Herd

You know you live in a family of nerds when your dad randomly, for no apparent reason, blurts out "Steven Moffat", and even HE doesn't know why he said it.
P.S. If you get the title of this post and you get the reason saying Steven Moffat is nerdy, then you are a nerd too.
-Floating Penguin

Sister's Boyfriend

Tonight we had Christmas dinner with my dad's side of the family and my sister had one of her guy friends come over. My grandmother had drank more wine then usual and asked my sister how long she had been dating him. Everyone started laughing. Confused? My sister's friend is gay. Awkward thing to explain to the grandmother......

-Purple Cupcake Monster

Updated: Flightless birds

Glitterific Ostrich I have a question for you: why are both of our suedonyms flightless birds?
-Floating Penguin

*Updated*: My dear Floating Penguin, I do not know why this is so

-Gliterific Ostrich

Flightless birds

Glitterific Ostrich I have a question for you: why are both of our suedonyms flightless birds?
-Floating Penguin

My Messed-Up Sister

While watching the Grinch with my siblings, my sister decides jumps on me. She then procedes to attempt to bite me. To get her to stop, I take her into the other room and try and talk to her. I told her that if she bit me one more time that night that I would tell my parents to take away her biggest present. This scared her, so she listened. So now instead if biting me, she bites herself. Oh, how I love my family.

-Glitterific Ostrich

Santa phone message

Purple Cupcake Monster sent me a message from Santa this morning, I then took it upon myself to send my two little cousins one. They loved it. I then proceeded to send my eleven-year-old cousin one, saying that he had been a very good public nuisance and wanted a pair of jeggings delivered to him in his house in the middle of nowhere. For some reason, that I cannot possibly fathom, he did not appreciate it. Can anyone explain to me why he did not love it?
-Floating Pengiun